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Out of the numbers of great men who have proceeded from the seminaries which he has so unjustly stigmatized, many of the brightest luminaries of his own profession might be mentioned. I shall here notice only four, because they all filled high judicial stations within his own time, and of whom it may be said that they will be remembered and adduced as legal authority when the name of Romilly shall be forgotten. At Eton, CHARLES PRATT, afterwards Earl Camden, received that education, and imbibed those high principles which enabled him to shine at the bar, in the senate, and on the bench, with unsullied reputation, and the greatest benefit to his country. His contemporary, WILLIAM MURRAY, Earl of Mansfield, whose abilities and integrity, both as a lawyer and a statesman will not now be questioned, was bred at WESTMINSTER, where also his two successors in the title received their scholastic learning. On turning to WINCHESTER our attention is at once arrested by the name of BLACKSTONE, the elegant expositor of the laws of England; and, in visiting HARROW, we stop for a moment to admire a foundation, that, among other bright characters, sent forth WILLIAM JONES; whose universality of knowledge was only surpassed by the firmness of his religious principles and the sanctity of his manners.

Such are the samples produced by these soils of moral and intellectual cultivation, which have been represented as destructive of the seeds of morality, and favourable only to useless weeds and poisonous plants. To repel this base and ungenerous accusation, it were easy to swell out a voluminous catalogue of illustrious characters, dead and living, whose virtues and talents reflect honour upon the academical institutions where they were nurtured and fitted for the church, the bar, and the state; but since these ancient foundations are assailed with declamation instead of argument, and comments supply the place of facts, it is not likely that even such a body of evidence would convince those men of their error, who being resolved to believe ill of what they dislike, are more deserving of contempt than hatred. Jan. 8, 1819.

J. WATKINS.

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packet of papers tied carefully up together, with an old vellum covered pocket book, full of memoranda and loose scraps, all of which he carried to the parish clerk, who is also the village smith, and the oracle of this part of the country for many miles around. Honest Mulciber could make little of the contents, and after searching for bank-notes in vain, the entire collection of manuscripts was brought to me, in the hopes that I might be able to discover something as a clue to the owner, or prove of substantial benefit to the finder. Anxious to do justice in this case, I devoted much time to the examination of the book and papers, but without meeting any thing to identify the loser; though every leaf afforded evidence enough that the misfortune must have been sensibly felt. After waiting some time, and making many inquiries without effect, I gave the fellow a trifle to console him under his disappointment; and now at the recommendation of a friend, who is somewhat of an antiquary, I send you a portion of the contents of the pocket-book, which, if you think fit to insert in your Magazine, may be the means of ascertaining the person to whom the whole packet ought to be returned. I had almost forgotten to mention, however, that in the course of our inquiries, we learnt, that about the time when these papers were found, a portly personable man had been at several places on this road, making many observations, and asking questions of the country people concerning the state of the poor, and the character of the rich; from all which it is most likely that this traveller, whoever he may be, is the rightful owner of the packet, which may be had on describing the particulars and remunerating the finder.

The first page of the book presents the following curious title: "Notes of my intended Pilgrimage, for 1818."— After this, on several leaves are written down, in the form of an itinerarium, the names of places along the north road, with heads of queries for information about a variety of things and persons.

Then comes something like an Introduction, written in a very crabbed hand, and in an odd sort of style, but manifestly without any view to publication. As part of this Proemium may be amusing to your readers, I have been at some pains in decyphering and making a transcript of it.

"THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS. Walking, some time ago, through Chis

well street, my eye was attracted by an old copy of this book, the most whimsical and popular, perhaps, of any in the English language; not even excepting the far famed romance of Robinson Crusoe. Not having read honest John Bunyan's rhapsody since my boyish days, when it both pleased and terrified me, I ventured to lay out a shilling in the purchase of the tattered volume, which no doubt must have seen as many possessors as the work itself has impres

sions.

As it has been an invariable maxim with me to turn every incident to some lucrative advantage, the idea revolved itself frequently in my mind what use could be made of the old tinker's singular production in the way of trade. This is the age of fanaticism (said I to myself) and any thing new under the name of Bunyan must assuredly have a good sale; even though it should be as coarse in its external garb as the "effectual shove to a heavy Christian." But, unfortunately, these my speculative cogitations were dispersed by the reflection, that vouchers would be necessary for the authenticity of the book, and that at all events the saints would desire to see the original manuscript. It then occurred to me that my quondam agent, of Shakspearian notoriety, might be able not only to manufacture an autograph of Bunyan, but even to write a new Pilgrim's Progress, as the completion of the author's design. But this again was hazardous; for though the dog has genius enough, he is as slippery as an eel, and as unsafe as a cullender. Many were the schemes which this extraordinary book suggested to my imagination, but all of them fleeted away as fast as they arose, like unto a dream when one awaketh from a troubled sleep. At length, when the fatigue of thinking produced peevishness, a sudden notion sprang up in my fertile brain, and, like Archimedes of old, the exclamation escaped me, "I have found it."-"The title itself, said I, " is abundantly more than sufficient to repay me for the shilling which it has cost me; and thus the tinker shall have the honour of perfecting what the cobbler began; for as I have dived into the recondite mysteries of nature, with the help of Jacob Behmen, I will clothe my discoveries in a popular style after the manner of John Bunyan. From my youth upwards the spirit of daring ambition has stimulated me to projects for the aggrandizement of my name, and the acquisition of an estate.

In these attempts my fortune has been pretty oddly chequered, and it must be acknowledged that the world has given me more credit for the boldness of my designs, than the means employed in the execution of them. But this must be ascribed to certain narrow prejudices inseparably connected with the antiquated and superstitious notions that have so long shackled great genius, and prevented enterprising minds from acting with the same freedom as they think. It is plain that every man is his own world, and consequently should be his own legislator. The laborious commentaries upon those artificial rules and distinctions, called the laws of nature and nations, have always appeared to my mind ever since its emancipation from a slavish submission to old formularies, as arbitrary and unjust restraints upon the kingdom of SELP or ME.

The honest tinker of Bedford seems to have had a glimmering of this light, but unfortunately he lost it again, or rather suffered it to lead him into the bog of fanaticism, for the want of sufficient resolution to follow reason without any other guide. The hero of his allegorical tale is represented as breaking through every tie that could prevent him from pursuing the object of his fancy; and thus far the example is deserving of imitation; for every society is made up of individuals, each of whom is a state to himself. But then John's hero afterwards falls into a miserable course of strange adventures and sufferings, by his scruples of conscience and the uncompliableness of his temper. All these difficulties are described as necessarily arising in the progress upon which the pilgrim is bent, and which, it must be confessed, is one of the most visionary that can enter into the human imagination. Instead of directing all his pursuits to personal enjoyment, or the advantage of the kingdom of ME, this bewildered wanderer is figured as going out of Self, and making sacrifices for the sake of a reward somewhere else. Here then is an admirable hint for "A New Pilgrim's Progress:" not an allegorical personification of some poor hypochondriac trembling under imaginary terrors, but exhibiting the real observations and reflections of an active and free-thinking spirit, who, in spite of nursery tales and priestly craft, is determined, by all the arts that policy can devise, to make the rest of the world tributary to his little kingdom of individuality. În taking this retrogradation, indeed, a man must pos

sess strong nerves or great cunning, because he will either be obliged to trample fearlessly upon many old maxims that have obtained universal reputation as incontrovertible truths; or he must continue to evade the practice of them by devices, which, though they cannot blind his own judgment, may be successful in imposing upon others.

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In representing a pilgrim as travelling to the kingdom of ME, nothing more is meant than shewing that the man so described is delivered from external obligations, and that he considers one object alone as deserving of consideration. With him the world around is a common from whence it is his business to gather every thing for his own benefit, provided it can be done without endangering his individual safety. Thus the intellect becomes sharpened, and genius is elicited in a variety of ways.

Whether mankind are exactly prepared for a publication that tends so directly to the eradication of all superstition is somewhat doubtful, especially when there are so many societies multiplying in every direction for the circulation of works of an opposite character. On this account, perhaps, the most prudent course would be to attack old systems in detail, and that under different disguises. By beginuing with philosophy one may proceed successfully on to morals, politics, and every thing else by which the human mind has been hitherto governed, or rather enslaved. Thus in taking a circuitous course through different branches of knowledge, and demolishing the authority of names, the way will be prepared for a pilgrimage from Revelation to Reason, and from Christianity to Common Sense.

I had written thus far with a view to the formation of some plan, on which to carry these crude ideas into execution; when something occurred to disturb the chain of thought, and to give me much vexation.

Old Bunyan, I cannot but think, was plagued with a shrew, and children of the same humour; and this I infer from the picture of domestic unhappiness, which compelled his pilgrim to seek that tranquillity abroad which he could not find at home. The poor man, it seems, endeavoured to bring over his wife and family to the same notions which he had himself imbibed; but all his efforts proved ineffectual; and so, finding remonstrances of no use, he packed up his baggage and trudged away on foot from his native village.

NEW MONTHLY MAG.-No. 61.

This, I fear, is a pretty common case with reformers, or at least it agrees with my experience. Having long since adopted the Pythagorean doctrine, in regard to diet, it was my anxious wish to introduce the same regimen into my household, but here I was doomed to encounter the most inflexible opposition. Persuasion, intreaties, and menaces, have all proved ineffectual, and not a soul can I prevail upon by any means to forego the savoury delights of ham and veal, or ducks and green peas. All my reasoning is whistling to the winds; and if I enforce it by mandate, my olfactory nerves are sure to be tortured by the smell of a lamb's fry or liver and bacon. The other day a butcher's boy appeared at the door with a fine sirloin in his tray, which, as being contrary to the code I had established, was sent back again in no very civil terms to his master. This disappointment diffused a gloom throughout the house, and I had the mortification to hear my son singing all the rest of the day, "Oh the roast Beef of Old England!" and when desired to be silent, the youngster had the impudence to raise the ribald chant a note higher, on purpose to plague me; for which, in a momentary fit, I broke a china jug of no small value upon his pate, made a large incision in his skull, and had to pay a swinging bill to the surgeon, who, as I have every reason to believe, kept the wound open on purpose to increase the expense and my vexation.

On complaining of this unlucky business to my rib, like Job's tender wife, she told me," that it was all of my own seeking; that with liberty in my mouth I was a tyrant in heart; and that if I had been a Christian, instead of a pretended philosopher, it would have been better for the family :" with many more consoling reflections of a similar nature. Provoked at these sarcasms, and not well knowing how to reply, I muttered in a grumbling, under tone, "Hang me if I do not go on a pilgrimage;" which effusion, instead of creating alarm or softening matters, was received with a taunting look, that said as much as a look could say, "You may go to the Devil."

Here, Mr. Editor, the book exhibits an hiatus by cutting out several leaves, after which follows an itinerary; from whence I shall trouble you with occasional extracts, if the present be deemed JOHN TROTTER. worthy of insertion in your next Number. Ponder's End, Dec. 9, 1818. E VOL. XI.

DEMARKÁBLB CONFESSION OF A CON-
DEMNED MALEFACTOR, AS DETAILED
IN A LETTER FROM A CLERGYMAN

IN

TO HIS FRIEND AT (From the German,) YOU are indeed right, my dearest friend, in your assertion, that the most pleasing, yet, alas! too often, the most afflicting duties of a christian minister, are those of preparing the unhappy wretch, whom the avenging arm of justice has doomed to expiate his crimes by death, for his passage into another world. Should all our exertions prove fruitless-should the malefactor turn a deaf ear to our urgent remonstrances, and rush upon his fate with cold and hardened insensibility, what shuddering sensations of horror does the scene awaken in our bosoms. Even when he listens to our exhortations with penitent grief, and appears to feel contrite devotion, what anxious compassion yet what tormenting uncertainty must we feel, whether these emotions are caused by sincere conviction of his guilt, and repentance for his crimes, or by the dread of death alone. But, on the other hand, how sweet is that delightful consciousness of having been the means of saving a fellow creature from everlasting perdition-what a divine foretasto do we then enjoy of that moment, when, at our own anxious entrance trembling into eternity, the now blessed soul, springing to our embrace, shall conduct us to the throne of HIM who is and was and is to be.

You will perhaps, ask, for what reason I now enforce these reflections? Oh! my best friend, never before did they present themselves in such gloomy colours to my imagination as at this moment-at this awful moment-when i have but just quitted the scaffold, sprinkled with the blood of a youth, whose unhappy fate has awakened my tenderest and most heartfelt sympathy:-one, who deserved to have lived among the number of those few, yet noble souls, whose virtues, though unknown to the world, elevate them beyond its feelings and passions; with whose singular destiny I am acquainted, even to his most secret faults, and whom I have seen submit to his doom with a heroism which deprived me of all the firmness I had, with so much difficulty, summoned for his support, should he have failed in that terrible

hour.

Yes, my friend, even that unfortunate being whom you will find described in the public prints as a monster of trebled

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iniquity; as one guilty of incest, an in-
who had
cendiary, and a murderer
actually committed these three horrible
crimes, for either of which justice had
consigned him to a merited death, before
he reached his 23d year; even he, whom
the many openly abhorred-whom per-
haps some, though but few, more hu-
mane and enlightened minds may have
secretly pitied; even he possessed a noble
heart, tender feelings, and sentiments of
which you or I might boast-An asser-
tion this, which may offend you, but
which my melancholy relation will fully
justify.

About eight days have now elapsed, since I received from the magistrates of the neighbouring town, in consequence of the sudden indisposition of the clergyman there, the commission to prepare for death a condemned malefactor, whose crimes I knew by report, and which had been represented as of the most heinous character. I will not deny that I entered upon this duty most unwillingly. -"Only two-and-twenty years of age, and already such a hardened threefold sinner! What contrition can be hoped for from a mind so early, yet so deeply sunk in vice-how depraved must his soul have been from childhood-and what true repentance can be wrought in such a man within the short space of eight days?" Such were my thoughts as I entered the prison.

But his first appearance softened my sterner mood, and inclined my heart in his favour. Through the disguise of neglected, black and matted locksthrough a complexion rendered sallow by grief and confinement-through dirt and squalid wretchedness, I could discern the lineaments of a mild, yet manly countenance.

Resignation and sorrow spoke from his tearful eyes, and the expression of his look was open, confiding, and friendly. With one glance my previous aversion was vanquished, and my address was more earnest than usual, oven on such occasions.

"I doubt not, (said I) but that you guess the purport of my visit, and as confidently do I trust that it will not be unpleasing, after so tedious a confinement, and so long an association with jailors and their prisoners, once more to feel yourself in the presence of one, whose heart compassionates and feels for you, and whose only wish it is to be the humble instrument of sweetening to you the last dregs of life, and softening the terrors of approaching death: and to whom in confidence you may unre

servedly relieve yourself of the weight of guilt that must weigh heavy on your conscience."

I would pledge you my right hand, as a sign of my grateful welcome, (answered he) were I not prevented by these chains. The society of my persecutors and of my jailors has, indeed, too long been endured by me. Willingly do I leave a world in which I never more can experience happiness, and to which I owe that debt of life, I am now about to offer, as the just punishment of my misdeeds, and to serve as a warning to others. You think me, no doubt, (added he, with a mournful smile, which pierced my very heart, as it waned beneath the overmastering expression of mental agony,) you think me, worthy Sir, no doubt, one of the vilest of criminals?'

I shrugged up my shoulders. would fain think otherwise of you; can I?"

"I

but

No, no, I confess it myself. My soul is burthened with many crimes, and yet the Omniscient is my witness, that the first cause of them was a passion, in its origin not only blameless, but even exalted. The world may believe me what it will; I can endure its detestation with patience, for the unbiassed voice of my own conscience accuses me only of being one of the most unfortunate of men. But, that my comforter in these last trying hours, that he who has, at his first entrance into my dungeon, so compassionately announced himself as my friend, may learn to know me better;—this do I more anxiously desire than to be justified in the opinion of all the world besides: and the kindness, the commiseration towards me, visible on your countenance, assures me of your willing attention to my sad recital.'

You may easily imagine, my dear friend, how much my astonishment and interest were augmented by such an address; and that even a feeling of curiosity influenced my entreaties to him to confide his story to me: which he immediately commenced in nearly the following words:

My father was a respectable tradesman in this town, and I, his only son, was educated with all possible care, under his immediate inspection, to suc ceed him in his business. From my earliest years, my disposition was silent and reserved, and the perusal of instructive and entertaining books, the dearest, and almost sole employment of my leisure hours. I avoided, from choice,

the noley pleasures of the world; and my parents cherished me, on account of this exclusive attachment for my home, with redoubled affection. In my seventeenth year I lost my mother. My father continued single for a considerable time longer, in content and happiness: he was actually approaching his sixtieth birthday, when he had the weakness to fall in love (if, indeed, the passion could be so termed) with the youthful daugh ter of one of our neighbours, whose only riches consisted in her extraordinary beauty and unsullied reputation. He formally demanded her hand of her parents: and the latter, who looked upon him as a thriving, wealthy tradesman, compelled their child, partly by threats, and partly by persuasion, to pledge her faith to him, rather with her lips than with her heart. The wedding day was already fixed, when my father fell dangerously ill: he, however, soon partially recovered, and although his physician, and some still remaining weakness counselled delay, he paid but little attention to either, summoned up all his strength, and celebrated his marriage as well and as gaily as his situation permitted. But on that very day, whilst seated amid his friends, enjoying the delights of the festive board, he suddenly became so faint and ill, that he was obliged to be carried from table to his bed, from which he never agaiņ arose. He lingered in this state a whole year. And it is certain, incontestibly certain, that this ill-starred marriage never was consummated.

Meanwhile the maiden whom he had espoused, assumed the name of his wife, and in reward for the resignation and cheerfulness with which she supported the toils, and fulfilled the duties of an affectionate and careful nurse, he bequeathed to her by will his whole property; and left me, his only son-against whom he had never had cause to utter a single complaint-with the exception of my scanty legal portion, pennyless! How much reason soever I might now appear to have, to hate, or at least, to shun a person who had deprived me, almost in an unlawful manner, of a considerable fortune the contrary feeling prevailed over my resentment. She was, as I have already observed, young, beautiful, of an irreproachable character; mild and obliging towards every body, and from the first moment of our acquaintance, peculiarly engaging in her behaviour to me. Little then aware of the reason, I yot sought her company

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