212 THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF So he did fly, which brings me to Away went Gilpin out of breath, The calender, amaz'd to see His neighbour in such trim, What news? what news your tidings tell; Say why bare-headed you are come,. Or why you come at all. Now Gilpin had a pleasant wit, And thus unto the calender In merry guise he spoke : I came because your horse would come; My hat and wig will soon be here The calender, right glad to find His friend in merry pin, When straight he came with hat and wig ; A wig that flow'd behind, A hat not much the worse for wear, He held them up, and in his turn But let me scrape the dirt away Said John-it is my wedding-day, So, turning to his horse, he said 'Twas for your pleasure you came here, Ah, luckless speech and bootless boast! Whereat his horse did snort, as he And gallop'd off with all his might, 214 THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF Away went Gilpin, and away Went Gilpin's hat and wig! Now, Mrs. Gilpin, when she saw She pull'd out half a crown ; And thus unto the youth she said, The youth did ride, and soon did meet But, not performing what he meant, And gladly would have done, And made him faster run. Away went Gilpin, and away Went post-boy at his heels! The post-boy's horse right glad to miss Six gentlemen upon the road, With post-boy scampering in the rear, They rais'd the hue and cry : ANNUAL BILL OF MORTALITY. Stop thief! stop thief!-a highwayman! Not one of them was mute; And all and each that pass'd that way And now the turnpike gates again Flew open in short space; The toll-men thinking as before, And so he did-and won it too! For he got first to town; Nor stopp'd till where he had got up He did again get down. Now let us sing-long live the king, And, when he next doth ride abroad, VERSES 215 ON THE YEARLY BILL OF MORTALITY IN THE TOWN OF NORTHAMPTON, FOR THE YEAR 1790. Ne commonentem recta sperne. BUCHANNAN. Despise not my good counsel. HE who sits from day to day VOL. I. 216 ANNUAL BILL OF MORTALITY. Where the watchman in his round So your Verse-man I, and Clerk, Duly at my time I come, Soon the grave must be your home, And your only suit, a shroud. But the monitory strain, Oft repeated in your ears, Can a truth, by all confess'd, Of such magnitude and weight, Pleasure's call attention wins, New as ever seem our sins, Death and Judgment, Heav'n and Hell- No more move us than the bell, When some stranger is interr❜d. |