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Oh! but I forgot; perhaps, by this time you may have one come to town, but I don't know whether he be friend or fee, Felary;

But, however, if he come, bring him down, and you fall go back in a fortnight, for I know there's no delaying ye

Oh! I forgot too; I believe there may be one more: I mean that great fat joker, frien Eel

he

That wrote the prologue, and if you ftay with him, depend on 't, in the end he'll fhum ye. Bring down Long Shanks Jim too; but, now I thin on 't, he 's not yet come from Courtown, I fancy; For I heard, a mouth ago, that he was down there a-courting By N However, bring down yourfelf, and you bring down all; for to fay it we may venture, In thee Dela y's fpleen, John's mirth, Helam's jokes, and the soft soul of amorous Jemmy,

enter.

ንጻር ሃ.

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I had forgot to defire you to bring down what I fay you have, and you'll believe me as fure as a gun, and own it;

I mean, what no other mortal in the univerfe can boaft of, your own spirit of fun, and own w`1. And now I hope you'll excufe this rhyming, which I mutt fay is (though written somewhat at rge) trim and clear;

And I conclude, with humble respects as ufual, Your most dutiful and obedient GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN

TO GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN, Efq.
Upon his incomparable VERSES, &c,
By Dr. DELANY, in SHERIDAN's Namet.
TAIL, human compound quadrifarious,

H Invincible as Wight Briareus!

Hail! doubly-doubled mighty merry one,
Stronger than triple-body'd Geryon !
O may your vaftnefs deign t' excufe
The praises of a puny Mufe,
Unable in her utmolt fight,
To reach thy huge Coloan height.
T' attempt to write li e thee were frantie,
Whofe lines are, like thyfelf, giga tic.
Yet let me blef, in humbler tirain,
Thy vat, thy bold amby an vein,
Pour'd out t'enrich thy rative ife,
As Egypt wout to be with Nile.
Oh, how I icy to fee thee wander,
In may a winding loofe meander,
In circling mazes, fmooth and fupple,
And ending in a clink quadruple;

One faken by young Putland, in 1720, before Hippolytus, in which Dr. Sher dan (who had written a trologue for the occafion) was me unexpectedly ard egregically laughed at. Both the prologues are printed in the "Supplement to Swift's Works,” N. These were all written in circles.

Loud, yet agreeable withal,
Like rivers rattling in their fall!
Thine fure, is poetry divine,
Where wit and majesty combine;
Where every line as huge as feven,
If stretch'd in length, would reach to Heaven s
Here all comparing would be flandering,
The leaft is more than Alexa drive.

Againft thy verfe Time fees with pain,
He whets his envious scythe in vain ;
For, though from thee he much may pare
Yet much thou ftill wilt have to spare.

Thou hatt alone the fill to feaft
With Roma, elegance of taste,
Who haft of rhymes as vaft refources
As Pompey's caterer of courses.

Oh thou, of all the Nice in'pir'd!
My languid foul, with teaching tir'd,
How is it raptur'd, wher it thinks
On thy barmo,ious set of clinks;
Each answering each in various rhymes
Life Echo to St. Patr e chimes!

Thy Mufe, majestic in her rage,
Moves like Statira on the ftage;
And fcarcely can one page fuftain
The length of such a flowing train:
Her train, of variegated dye,
Alike they glow, ali re they please,
Shew like Thaumantia's in the fky:
Alike impreft by Phœbus rays.

Thy verfe (Ye God! I cannot bear it)
To what, to what fall I compar: it?
'Tis like, what I have oft' heard spoke on,
The famous ftatue of Lacenon.

is litem yes, tis very live it,

The loug, long ring, with which you fly kite
''is like what you, and one or two more,
Roar to your Echo* in good-humour;
And every couplet t'ou had writ
Conclude like Rattab cokitṭan-whit†.

To Mr. THOMAS SHERIDAN,

Upon his Verfes written in Circles. By Dr. Sw 1FT.

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I never was known that circular letters,

By humble companions, were sent to their
betters:

And, as to the fubject, our judgment, mehercle,
Is this, that you argue like fools in a circle.
But now for your verfes; we tell you, imprimis,
The fegment fo large 'twixt your reafon and
rhyme is,

That we walk all about, like a horse in a pound.
A d,leiere we find either, our noddles turn round.
Sufficient it were, one would think, in your mad

rait.

To give us your meafures of line by a quadrant. But we took our dividers, and found your d—n'd

metre,

In each fingle verfe took up a diameter.
But how Mr. Sheridan, came you to venture
George, Dao, Dean and Nim, to place in the
centr?

At Gaulftown there is a remarkable famous echa.
An alusion to the found produced by the echo.
Their figures were in the centre of the versetz

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Relict, or reward, to my merit, or want.
Though the Dean and Delany tranfcendently

«ftine,

"O brighten one folo or fonnet of mine!
"With them I'm content thou fhould't make
"thy abode :

"But vifit thy fervant in iig or in ode.
"Make one work immortal; 'tis all I request."
Apollo lool.'d pleas'd; and, refolving to jett,
"Honeft friend, 1've confider'd thy
Reply'd,

cafe;

ON DAN JACKSON'S PICTURE,

CUT IN SILK AND PAPER. And defy'd her to draw him fo cft as be fair Lady Betty, Dan fat for his picture,

piqu'd her.

He knew he'd no pencil or colouring by her, And therefore he thought he might fafcly defg her.

Come fit, fays my Lady; then whips up her
fciffar,

And cuts out his coxcomb in k in a trice, Sir.
Dan fat with attention, and faw with furprize
How the lengthen'd his chin, how the hollow'd
his eyes;

But latter'd himself with a fecret conceit,
That his thin lantern jaws all her art would defeat,
Lady Betty obferv'd it, then puils out a pin,
And varies the grain of the itu to his grin;
And, to make roasted filk to refemble his raw.
bone,

She rai-'d up a thread to the jet of his jaw-bone;
Till at length in exacteft proportion he rose,
From the crown of his head to the arch of his
nofe.

And if Lady Betty had drawn him with wig and
all,

'Tis certain the copy had out-dore the original, Well, that's but my outfide, fays Dan with a

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One floping cut made forehead, nofe, and chin;)
nic produc'd a mouth, and made him grin,
such as in taylors measure you have feen.
But fill were wanting his grimalkir eyes,
For which grey worfted-flocking paint fupplies.
Th' unravel'd thread through needle's eye con
vey'd

Transferr'd itself into his pafte-board head.
How came the fciffars to be thus out-done?
The needle had an eye, and they had none.
O wondrous force of art! now look at Dan-
You'll fwear the patte-board was the better man.
"The devil!" fays he, "the head is not fo
full !

"Nor dif.ike thy well-meaning and humourous Indeed it is-behold the paper skull.

❝ face.

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THO. SHERIDAN feulp.

ON THE SAME PICTURE.
AN'S evil genius in a trice

Had stripp'd him of his coin at dice.
Chloe, obferving this difgrace,
On Pam cut out his rueful face,

By G, fays Dan, 'tis very hard, Cut out at dice, cut out at card!

Whilst every line of face does bring
A line of grace to what they fing.

G. ROCHFORT, fculp. But yet, methinks, though with disgrace

ON THE SAME PICTURE.

WHILS

THILST you three merry poets traffic
To give us a defcription graphic
Of Dan's large nofe in modern Sapphic;

I fpend my time in making Sermons,
Or writing libels on the Germans,
Or murmuring at Whigs' preferments.

But when I would find rhyme for Rochfort,

And look in English, French, and Scotch for 't, At laft I'm fairly forc'd to botch for 't,

Bid Lady Betty recolled her,

And tell, who was it could direct her
To draw the face of fuch a spectre.

I must confefs, that as to me, Sirs,
Though I ne'er faw her hold the feiffars,
I now could fafely fwear it is hers.,
'Tis true, no nofe could come in better;
'Tis a vaft fubje&t fluff'd with matter,
Which all may handle, none can flatter.
Take courage, Dan; this plainly fhows,
That not the wifeft mortal knows
What fortune may be fall his nofe.
Shew me the brightest Irish toast,
Who from her lover e'er could boast

Above a fong, or two at moft;

For thee three poets now are drudging all

Both to the picture and the face,

I should name them who do rehearfe
The story of the picture-farce;
The Squire, in French as hard as stone,
Or ftrong as rock, that's all as one,
On face, on cards is very briik, Sirs,
Becaufe on then you play at whisk, Sirs,
But much I wonder, why my crany
Should envy'd be by De-el-any:
And yet much more, that half-name fake
Should join a party in the freak:
For fure I am it was not fafe
Thus to abuse his better half,
As I shall prove you, Dan, to be,
Divifin and conjunctively.

For if Dan love not Sherry, can
Sherry be any thing to Dan?
This is the cafe whene'er you see
Dan makes nothing of Sherry;

Or fhould Dan be by Sherry o'erta'en,
Then Dan would be poor Sherridane:
'Tis hard then he frould be decry'd
By Dan with Sherry by his fide.
But, if the cafe muft be fo hard,
That faces fuffer by a card,

Let eriticks cenfure, what oare I?
Back-biters only we de1y:
Faces are free from injury.

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MR. ROCHFORT'S REPLY.

OU fay your face is better hung

Topraife the cheeks, ohin, nofe, the bridge and all, Than ours by what? by nofo or tongue ?

Both of the picture and original.

Thy nefe's length and fame extend So far, dear Dan, that every friend Tries who fhall have it by the end. And future poets, as they rife, Shall read with envy and furprise Thy nofe out hining Celia's eyes.

In not explaining, you are wrong

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JON. SWIFT. A weaver will your hangman be;
But yet be not can down: I fee
You'll only hang in tapestry

DAN JACKSON'S DEFENCE.

"My verfe little better you'll find than my face is, "A word to the wife-ut pillura poefis.”

HREE merry lads, with envy ftung,
Becaufe Dan's face is better hung,
Compin'd in verse to rhyme it down,
And in its place fet up their own;
As if they 'd run it down much better
By number of their feet in metre,
Or that its red did cause their spite,
Which made them draw in black and white.
Be that as 'twill, this is most true,
They were infpir'd by what they drew.
Let them fuch criticks know, my face
Gives them their comeliness and grace:

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And then the ladies, I fuppofe,
Will praife your longitude of nofe,
For latent charms within your clothes.

dear Danny.

Thus will the fair of every age
From all parts make their pilgrimage,
Worf ip thy nofe with pious rage

All their religion will be frent
About thy woven monument,
And not one orifon be fent

of love, Sir.

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merry.

You call'd Dan one balf, and t'other half Sherry :
Now if Dan's a half, as you call 't o'er and o'er,
Then it can't be deny'd that Sberry 's two more :
For pray give me leave to fay, Sir, for all you,
That Sherry's at leaft of double the value.
But perhaps, Sir, you did it to fill up the verfe:
So crouds in a concert (like actors in farce)
Play two parts in one, when fcrapers are
fcarce.

But be that as 'twill, you'll know more anon,

Sir,

When Sheridan fends to Merry Dan answer.

you'll find, Sir,

S, H, E, She-aud R, I, ri,

SHERIDAN'S REPLY:

HREE merry lads you own we are;

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But envious we cannot bear,

Dan is but one, and Sherri two;
Then, Sir, your choice will never do;
Therefore I've turn'd, my friend, on you
the tables.

DR. DELANY'S REPLY.

For, were all forms of beauty thine,
Were you like Nereus foft and fine,
We should not in the leaft repine,

believe, Sir.

or grieve, Sir, Then know from us, moft beauteous Dan, That roughnefs beft becomes a man;

ASSIST me, my Mufe, whilft I labour to 'Tis women should be pale and wan,

Credite. Pifones, ifii tabule perfimilem.

You look and you write with fo different a grace, That I envy your verfe, though I did not your face.

And to him that thinks rightly, there's reafon enough,

'Cause one is as fmooth as the other is rough.

But much I'm amaz'd you should think my defign

Was to rhyme down your nofe, or your harlequin grin,

Which you yourself wonder the de'el fhould malign.

and taper.

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SHERIDAN'S SUBMISSION.

BY THE DEAN.

"Cedo jam, mifere cognofcens præmia rixe, "Si rixa eft, ubi tu pulías, ego vapulo tantum." POOR Sherry, inglorious,

To Dan the victorious,
Prefents, as 'tis fitting,
Petition and greeting.

TO you victorious and brave,
Your now-fubdued and fuprliant flave

Moft humbly fues for pardon;
Who when I fought ftill cut me down,
And when I vanifh'd fled the town,
Purfued and laid me hard on.
Now lowly crouch'd I cry peccavi,
And proftrate fupplicateur ma vię:
Your mercy I rely on:

For you, my conqueror and my king, In pardoning, as in punishing,

Will fhew yourself a lion.

Alas! Sir, I had no def gn,

But was unwarily drawn in;
For fpite I ne'er had any:

and bold, Sir. 'Twas the dama'd 'fquire with the hard name; The de'el too that ow'd me a fhame,

dull pedant!

Dan's noble mettle, Sherry base;
So Dan 's the better, though the lefs:
An ounce of gold 's worth ten of brass,
As to your fpelling, let me fee,
If SHE makes fher, and RJ makes ry,
Good spelling-master! your crany

VOL. V.

has lead on 't.

The devil and Delany;

They tempted me t'attack your highness, And then, with wonted wile and flynefs,

They left me in the lurch:

Unhappy wretch!' for now, I ween,
I've nothing left to vent my fpleen
But ferula and birch:

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