WHAT'S AN EPIGRAM. The first known English Epigram. On a Scholar, who was pursuing his Studies unsuccessfully, but, in the midst of his Literary Career, married unfortunately. A student at his book so plast, That welth he might have wonne, Now who hath paid a feater cast, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. A KNOWING One his horses put A spiteful rogue, just ripe for jail, "What shall I do!" the dealer cried, FAIR BIDDING. To an Auction, an honest Hibernian went ; And to Knock-'em down's rhet'rick was very intent, Who of puffs made a brilliant display ; "May I bid what I plase? the Irishman cried, "To be sure, Sir,"—the knight of the hammer replied, "Then I bid you," says Pat," a good day!" ON MRS. FRY'S AND MRS. STEELE'S TRIAL OF THE TREAD MILL. When Mrs. Fry, and Mrs. Steele, To work a little at the Treading-wheel- "All over in a fry," . "And so do I," said Mrs. Fry, "I'm sure I'll never steal." THE GLORIES OF 1802. Extempore, on seeing the New Barracks at Buckingham House, in 1802, with the King's Arms above and a long chain dangling below, towards the head of a Centinel. Such are the glories of great George's reign, EARLY RISING, Now rosy morning, clad in light, T 206 The sun, in gold and purple drest; ON A LARGE NOSE. The following lines were written by Thomas Paine, on Count Zenobio, who was remarkable for a Nose of prodigious size. Walking out the other day, I called upon the nose to stop, THE GOOD WIFE; Occasioned by this question : "What three things should a good wife resemble, and yet not resemble?” Good wives to snails should be akin- Good wives like echoes still should do, MATERIALS FOR NOVEL WRITING. A novel now, says Will, is nothing more Clanking of chains, a gallery, a light, THE KNAVE OF SPADES. On a Mr. Perfect's comparing the Author to a Knave of Spades. Perfect, for satire so renowned, Now feels the lash he meant for me. I'm but the picture of a knave, A perfect knave in all his actions he. THE FLOWERS. Translated from the French. With each expanding flower we find Remembrance to the Violet clings, Peace brighten's in the Olive's green, And Victory on the Laurel glows, And Woman blushes in the Rose! COVENT GARDEN THEATRE. On the Bow-street side of Covent-garden Theatre, stands a statue of Comedy and another of Tragedy. But they both look so sober that it would puzzle Garrick himself to say which is which. With steady mien, unalter'd eye, Pierian springs when moderns quaff, ON A DRUNKARD WITH A RED NOSE. A man did surmise that another one's eyes For if they'd been matches, alas, poor wretches, CURIOUS HANDBILL OF A SLOPSELLER IN HULL, B――y, mercer and sea draper, High Street Hull. Sailors rigged complete from stern to stern, viz. chapeau, mapeau, flying-gib, and flesh-jack; inner pea, outer pea, and cord defender; rudder case, and service to the same, up-traders, down-traders, fore-shoes, lacings, gaskets, &c. &c. With canvass bags, |