The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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Page 34
... thou hast magnified thy mercy , which thou hast showed unto me in saving my life ; and I cannot escape to the mountain , lest some evil take me , and I die : 20behold now , this city is near to flee unto , and it is a little one : O ...
... thou hast magnified thy mercy , which thou hast showed unto me in saving my life ; and I cannot escape to the mountain , lest some evil take me , and I die : 20behold now , this city is near to flee unto , and it is a little one : O ...
Page 166
... thee : and yet thou hast not been as my servant David , who kept my com- mandments , and who followed me with all his heart , to do that only which was right in mine eyes ; ' but hast done evil above all that were before thee : for thou ...
... thee : and yet thou hast not been as my servant David , who kept my com- mandments , and who followed me with all his heart , to do that only which was right in mine eyes ; ' but hast done evil above all that were before thee : for thou ...
Page 195
... hast thou done unto us ? and what have I offended thee , that thou hast brought on me and on my kingdom a great sin ? thou hast done deeds unto me that ought not to be done . 10And Abim'elech said unto Abraham , What sawest thou , that ...
... hast thou done unto us ? and what have I offended thee , that thou hast brought on me and on my kingdom a great sin ? thou hast done deeds unto me that ought not to be done . 10And Abim'elech said unto Abraham , What sawest thou , that ...
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Ab'salom Abimelech Abishag Abraham adultery Amnon Behold Bible Biblical Bilhah birth blood brethren brother brought called his name Chapter child children of Israel Christ circumcision concubine curse daughter David death defiled Deuteronomy Egypt familiar spirits father female flesh foreskin fornication fundamentalist Genesis give Hagar hand harlot hath heart Hebrew law Hivites holy homosexuality husband II Samuel incest Israelites Jacob Jehovah Jephthah Jesus Jonathan Joshua Judah Judges king king's Laban Le'ah Leviticus Lord male marry menstruation Michal Moses mother nakedness night offering pass penis phallic Philistines pray thee priest prophet prostitute Rachel Rahab Ruth saith Samson Samuel Sarah Saul say unto seed sent servant sexual Shechem sister Sodom Solomon Song of Solomon sons Tamar Testament thine thing thou hast thou shalt told took tribes unclean unto thee Uri'ah virgin whore whosoever wife wives woman women worship