The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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... thee : now therefore , I pray thee , take heed to thyself until the morning , and abide in a secret place , and hide thyself : 3And I will go out and stand beside my father in the field where thou art , and I will commune with my father of ...
... thee : now therefore , I pray thee , take heed to thyself until the morning , and abide in a secret place , and hide thyself : 3And I will go out and stand beside my father in the field where thou art , and I will commune with my father of ...
Page 166
... thee from among the people , and made thee prince over my people Israel , and rent the king- dom away from the house of David , and gave it thee : and yet thou hast not been as my servant David , who kept my com- mandments , and who ...
... thee from among the people , and made thee prince over my people Israel , and rent the king- dom away from the house of David , and gave it thee : and yet thou hast not been as my servant David , who kept my com- mandments , and who ...
Page 212
... thee , or to return from following after thee : for whither thou goest , I will go ; and where thou lodgest , I will lodge : thy people shall be my people , and thy God my God ; " where thou diest , will I die , and there will I be ...
... thee , or to return from following after thee : for whither thou goest , I will go ; and where thou lodgest , I will lodge : thy people shall be my people , and thy God my God ; " where thou diest , will I die , and there will I be ...
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Ab'salom Abimelech Abishag Abraham adultery Amnon Behold Bible Biblical Bilhah birth blood brethren brother brought called his name Chapter child children of Israel Christ circumcision concubine curse daughter David death defiled Deuteronomy Egypt familiar spirits father female flesh foreskin fornication fundamentalist Genesis give Hagar hand harlot hath heart Hebrew law Hivites holy homosexuality husband II Samuel incest Israelites Jacob Jehovah Jephthah Jesus Jonathan Joshua Judah Judges king king's Laban Le'ah Leviticus Lord male marry menstruation Michal Moses mother nakedness night offering pass penis phallic Philistines pray thee priest prophet prostitute Rachel Rahab Ruth saith Samson Samuel Sarah Saul say unto seed sent servant sexual Shechem sister Sodom Solomon Song of Solomon sons Tamar Testament thine thing thou hast thou shalt told took tribes unclean unto thee Uri'ah virgin whore whosoever wife wives woman women worship