The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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Page 51
... servant . They journeyed as far as Jebus but decided against spending the night there since it was not a city of Israel . They therefore continued on to Gibeah , a city of the tribe of Benjamin . Upon their arrival in Gibeah , they were ...
... servant . They journeyed as far as Jebus but decided against spending the night there since it was not a city of Israel . They therefore continued on to Gibeah , a city of the tribe of Benjamin . Upon their arrival in Gibeah , they were ...
Page 61
... servants ; and some of the king's servants be dead , and thy servant Uri'ah the Hittite is dead also . 25Then David said unto the messenger , Thus shalt thou say unto Jo'ab , Let not this thing displease thee , for the sword devoureth ...
... servants ; and some of the king's servants be dead , and thy servant Uri'ah the Hittite is dead also . 25Then David said unto the messenger , Thus shalt thou say unto Jo'ab , Let not this thing displease thee , for the sword devoureth ...
Page 145
... servant in search of a wife for his son Isaac , he made him take an oath by " putting his hand under his thigh , " which means that the servant grasped Abraham's penis to solemnize the oath . Genesis 24 : 1-9 ' And Abraham was old , and ...
... servant in search of a wife for his son Isaac , he made him take an oath by " putting his hand under his thigh , " which means that the servant grasped Abraham's penis to solemnize the oath . Genesis 24 : 1-9 ' And Abraham was old , and ...
Common terms and phrases
Ab'salom Abimelech Abishag Abraham adultery Amnon Behold Bible Biblical Bilhah birth blood brethren brother brought called his name Chapter child children of Israel Christ circumcision concubine curse daughter David death defiled Deuteronomy Egypt familiar spirits father female flesh foreskin fornication fundamentalist Genesis give Hagar hand harlot hath heart Hebrew law Hivites holy homosexuality husband II Samuel incest Israelites Jacob Jehovah Jephthah Jesus Jonathan Joshua Judah Judges king king's Laban Le'ah Leviticus Lord male marry menstruation Michal Moses mother nakedness night offering pass penis phallic Philistines pray thee priest prophet prostitute Rachel Rahab Ruth saith Samson Samuel Sarah Saul say unto seed sent servant sexual Shechem sister Sodom Solomon Song of Solomon sons Tamar Testament thine thing thou hast thou shalt told took tribes unclean unto thee Uri'ah virgin whore whosoever wife wives woman women worship