The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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Page 60
... sent and told David , and said , I am with child . ' And David sent to Jo'ab , saying , send me Uri'ah the Hittite . And Joab sent Uri'ah to David . ' And when Uri'ah was come unto him , David demanded of him how Jo'ab did , and how the ...
... sent and told David , and said , I am with child . ' And David sent to Jo'ab , saying , send me Uri'ah the Hittite . And Joab sent Uri'ah to David . ' And when Uri'ah was come unto him , David demanded of him how Jo'ab did , and how the ...
Page 61
... sent it by the hand of Uri'ah . " And he wrote in the letter , saying , Set ye Uri'ah in the forefront of the hottest battle , and retire ye from him , that he may be smitten , and die . " And it came to pass , when Jo'ab observed the ...
... sent it by the hand of Uri'ah . " And he wrote in the letter , saying , Set ye Uri'ah in the forefront of the hottest battle , and retire ye from him , that he may be smitten , and die . " And it came to pass , when Jo'ab observed the ...
Page 167
... sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words ? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall , that they may eat their own dung , and drink their own piss with you ? Jeremiah 8 : 1-2 At that time , saith the Lord ...
... sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words ? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall , that they may eat their own dung , and drink their own piss with you ? Jeremiah 8 : 1-2 At that time , saith the Lord ...
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