The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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Page 63
... priest and being told by Ahimelech that he could not have the bread for his men unless they had been continent ... priest ; and Ahimelech came to meet David trembling , and said to him , " Why are you alone , and no one with you ...
... priest and being told by Ahimelech that he could not have the bread for his men unless they had been continent ... priest ; and Ahimelech came to meet David trembling , and said to him , " Why are you alone , and no one with you ...
Page 139
... priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing , and the priest shall say unto the woman , The Lord make thee a curse and an oath among thy people , when the Lord doth make thy thigh to rot , and thy belly to swell ; " and this ...
... priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing , and the priest shall say unto the woman , The Lord make thee a curse and an oath among thy people , when the Lord doth make thy thigh to rot , and thy belly to swell ; " and this ...
Page 141
... priest's daughter , if she was found to have lost her virginity , the death penalty was still demanded , but in the form of incineration . Leviticus 21 : 9 And the daughter of any priest , if she pro- fane herself by playing the whore ...
... priest's daughter , if she was found to have lost her virginity , the death penalty was still demanded , but in the form of incineration . Leviticus 21 : 9 And the daughter of any priest , if she pro- fane herself by playing the whore ...
Common terms and phrases
Ab'salom Abimelech Abishag Abraham adultery Amnon Behold Bible Biblical Bilhah birth blood brethren brother brought called his name Chapter child children of Israel Christ circumcision concubine curse daughter David death defiled Deuteronomy Egypt familiar spirits father female flesh foreskin fornication fundamentalist Genesis give Hagar hand harlot hath heart Hebrew law Hivites holy homosexuality husband II Samuel incest Israelites Jacob Jehovah Jephthah Jesus Jonathan Joshua Judah Judges king king's Laban Le'ah Leviticus Lord male marry menstruation Michal Moses mother nakedness night offering pass penis phallic Philistines pray thee priest prophet prostitute Rachel Rahab Ruth saith Samson Samuel Sarah Saul say unto seed sent servant sexual Shechem sister Sodom Solomon Song of Solomon sons Tamar Testament thine thing thou hast thou shalt told took tribes unclean unto thee Uri'ah virgin whore whosoever wife wives woman women worship