The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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Page 27
... bring lamb , then she shall bring two turtles , or two young pigeons : the one for the burnt offering , and the other for a sin offering : and the priest shall make an atonement for her , and she shall be clean . What is unusual about ...
... bring lamb , then she shall bring two turtles , or two young pigeons : the one for the burnt offering , and the other for a sin offering : and the priest shall make an atonement for her , and she shall be clean . What is unusual about ...
Page 41
... bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem , ' I will also gather all nations , and will bring them down into the valley of Jehosh ' - a - phat , and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel , whom they ...
... bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem , ' I will also gather all nations , and will bring them down into the valley of Jehosh ' - a - phat , and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel , whom they ...
Page 166
... bring evil upon the house of Jerobo'am , and will cut off from Jerobo❜am him that pisseth against the wall , and him that is shut up and left in Israel , and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam , as a man taketh away ...
... bring evil upon the house of Jerobo'am , and will cut off from Jerobo❜am him that pisseth against the wall , and him that is shut up and left in Israel , and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam , as a man taketh away ...
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Ab'salom Abimelech Abishag Abraham adultery Amnon Behold Bible Biblical Bilhah birth blood brethren brother brought called his name Chapter child children of Israel Christ circumcision concubine curse daughter David death defiled Deuteronomy Egypt familiar spirits father female flesh foreskin fornication fundamentalist Genesis give Hagar hand harlot hath heart Hebrew law Hivites holy homosexuality husband II Samuel incest Israelites Jacob Jehovah Jephthah Jesus Jonathan Joshua Judah Judges king king's Laban Le'ah Leviticus Lord male marry menstruation Michal Moses mother nakedness night offering pass penis phallic Philistines pray thee priest prophet prostitute Rachel Rahab Ruth saith Samson Samuel Sarah Saul say unto seed sent servant sexual Shechem sister Sodom Solomon Song of Solomon sons Tamar Testament thine thing thou hast thou shalt told took tribes unclean unto thee Uri'ah virgin whore whosoever wife wives woman women worship