The X-rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the ScripturesLewd! Bizarre! Pornographic! Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked Adults Only.' That's right, we're talking about the Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, bestiality and much more of the nasty stuff. First published in 1985 to national nausea, this expanded edition of 'The X-Rated Bible' excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ and, of course, saves you the trouble of searching them out.' |
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Page 65
... Jesus was left alone , and the woman standing in the midst . 10When Jesus had lifted up himself , and saw none but the woman , he said unto her , Woman , where are those thine accusers ? hath no man con- demned thee ? " She said , No ...
... Jesus was left alone , and the woman standing in the midst . 10When Jesus had lifted up himself , and saw none but the woman , he said unto her , Woman , where are those thine accusers ? hath no man con- demned thee ? " She said , No ...
Page 98
... Jesus , Let her alone : against the day of my burying hath she kept this . For the poor always ye have with you ; but me ye have not always . Matthew has Mary simply pouring the ointment on Christ's head . Matthew 26 : 6-13 Now when Jesus ...
... Jesus , Let her alone : against the day of my burying hath she kept this . For the poor always ye have with you ; but me ye have not always . Matthew has Mary simply pouring the ointment on Christ's head . Matthew 26 : 6-13 Now when Jesus ...
Page 99
... Jesus saith unto her , Touch me not ; for I am not yet ascended to my Father : but go to my brethren , and say unto ... Jesus became exclusively intangible . This same theology professor authored the book Was Jesus Married ? in which he ...
... Jesus saith unto her , Touch me not ; for I am not yet ascended to my Father : but go to my brethren , and say unto ... Jesus became exclusively intangible . This same theology professor authored the book Was Jesus Married ? in which he ...
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Ab'salom Abimelech Abishag Abraham adultery Amnon Behold Bible Biblical Bilhah birth blood brethren brother brought called his name Chapter child children of Israel Christ circumcision concubine curse daughter David death defiled Deuteronomy Egypt familiar spirits father female flesh foreskin fornication fundamentalist Genesis give Hagar hand harlot hath heart Hebrew law Hivites holy homosexuality husband II Samuel incest Israelites Jacob Jehovah Jephthah Jesus Jonathan Joshua Judah Judges king king's Laban Le'ah Leviticus Lord male marry menstruation Michal Moses mother nakedness night offering pass penis phallic Philistines pray thee priest prophet prostitute Rachel Rahab Ruth saith Samson Samuel Sarah Saul say unto seed sent servant sexual Shechem sister Sodom Solomon Song of Solomon sons Tamar Testament thine thing thou hast thou shalt told took tribes unclean unto thee Uri'ah virgin whore whosoever wife wives woman women worship