If he be like your brother, [To Isabella] for his sake Is he pardon'd; and for your lovely sake Give me your hand, and say you will be mine, One all of luxury, an ass, a madman: Lucio 'Faith, my lord, I spoke it but according to the trick. If you will hang me for it, you may; Slandering a prince deserves it. — [store.She, Claudio, that you wrong'd, look you reJoy to you, Mariana!-love her, Angelo: I have confess'd her, and I know her virtue.Thanks, good friend Escalus, for thy much goodness: There's more behind that is more gratulate. know. ACT I. SCENE I. A Hall in the Duke's Palace. Enter Slinus Duke of Ephesus, Egcon a Merchant of Syracusa, Jailor, Oficers, and other Attendunts. Ægeon. PROCEED, Solinus, to procure my fall, Merchant of Syracusa, plead no more. Excludes all pity from our threat'ning looks. Come to the bay of Ephesus, he dies; Yet this my comfort; when your words are done, My woes end likewise with the evening sun. Duke. Well, Syracusian; say, In brief, the cause Why thou departedst from thy native home, And for what cause thou cam'st to Ephesus. Egeon. A heavier task could not have been impos'd, Of such a burden, male twins, both alike. A league from Epidamnum had we sail'd, For For what obscured light the heavens did grant Egeon.. O, had the gods done so, I had not now Worthily term'd them merciless to us! [leagues, For, ere the ships could meet by twice five We were encounter'd by a mighty rock, Which being violently borne upon, Our helpful ship was splitted in the midst; So that in this unjust divorce of us Fortune had left to both of us alike What to delight in, what to sorrow for. Her part, poor soul! seeming as burdened With lesser weight, but not with lesser woe, Was carried with more speed before the wind, And in our sight they three were taken up By fishermen of Corinth, as we thought. At length another ship had seized on us; And knowing whom it was their hap to save, Gave healthful welcome to their shipwreck'd guests; Hopeless to find, yet loth to leave unsought Or that, or any place that harbours men. But here must end the story of my life; And happy were I in my timely death, Could all my travels warrant me they live. Duke. To bear the extremity of dire mishap! SCENE II. A public Place. Enter Antipholus and Dromio of Syracuse, and a Merchant. Merchant. Therefore, give out you are of Epidamnum, Lest that your goods too soon be confiscate. This very day, a Syracusian merchant Is apprehended for arrival here; And, not being able to buy out his life According to the statute of the town, Dies ere the weary sun set in the west. There is your money that I had to keep. Antipholus of Syracuse, Go, bear it to the Centaur, where we host, And stay there, Dromio, till I come to thee. Within this hour it will be dinner-time: Till that, I'll view the manners of the town, Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings, And then return and sleep within mine inn, Get thee away. For with long travel I am stiff and weary. Antipholus of Syracuse. He that commends me to mine own content, Commends me to the thing I cannot get. I to the world am like a drop of water, That in the ocean seeks another drop; Who, falling there to find his fellow forth, Unseen, inquisitive, confounds himself: So I, to find a mother, and a brother, In quest of them, unhappy, lose myself. Enter Dromio of Ephesus. Here comes the almanack of my true date. What now? How chance thou art return'd so soon? Dromio of Ephesus. Return'd so soon ! rather approach'd too late. The capon burns, the pig falls from the spit, The clock hath strucken twelve upon the bell My mistress made it one upon my cheek: She is so hot, because the meat is cold: The meat is cold, because you come not home; You come not home, because you have no stomach; You have no stomach, having broke your fast; But we, that know what 'tis to fast and pray, Are penitent for your default to-day. Antipholus of Syracuse. Stop in your wind, sir. Tell me this, I pray; Where have you left the money that I gave you? Dromio of Ephesus. O! sixpence, that I had o' Wednesday last To pay the saddler for my mistress' crupper. The saddler had it, sir; I kept it not. Antipholus of Syracuse. I am not in a sportive humour now. Tell me, and dally not, where is the money? We being strangers here, how dar'st thou trust So great a charge from thine own custody? Antipholus of Syracuse. Your worship's wife, my mistress at the Phoenix She that doth fast till you come home to dinner, And prays that you will hie you home to dinner. Antipholus of Syracuse. What, wilt thou flout me thus unto my face, Being forbid? There, take you that, sir knave, [Strikes him. Dromio of Ephesus. What mean you, sir? For God's sake, hold your hands. Nay, an you will not, sir, I'll take my heels. Antipholus of Syracuse. [Exit. Upon my life, by some device or other The villain is o'er-raught of all my money. They say, this town is full of cozenage; As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind Soul-killing witches that deform the body, Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, And many such like liberties of sin : If it prove so, I will be gone the sooner. I greatly fear, my money is not safe. I'll to the Centaur, to go seek this slave: ACT II. SCENE 1. A public Place. [Exit. That in such haste I sent to seek his master? Sure, Luciana, it is two o'clock. Luciana. Perhaps, some merchant hath invited him, Come, Dromio, come; these jests are out of And from the mart he's somewhere gone to Antipholus of Syracuse, Now, as I am a Christian, answer me, In what safe place you have bestow'd my money, Or I shall break that merry sconce of yours, That stands on tricks when I am undíspos'd. Where is the thousand marks thou had'st of me? Dromio of Ephesus. I have some marks of yours upon my pate: Some of my mistress' marks upon my shoulders, But not a thousand marks between you both. If I should pay your worship those again, Perchance, you will not bear them patiently. dinner. Good sister, let us dine, and never fret: Time is their master; and, when they see time, Adriana. Why should their liberty than ours be more? Look, when I serve him so, he takes it ill. O! know he is the bridle of your will. Luciana. Why, head-strong liberty is lashed with woe. But hath his bound, in earth, in sea, in sky: There's nothing, situate under heaven's eye, The beasts, the fishes, and the winged fowls, Are their males' subjects, and at their controls. Men, more divine, the masters of all these, Lords of the wide world, and wild wat'ry seas, Indued with intellectual sense and souls, Of more pre-eminence than fish and fowls, Are Patience unmov'd, no marvel though she pause: They can be meek, that have no other cause. But were we burden'd with like weight of pain, As much, or more, we should ourselves complain; So thou, that hast no unkind mate to grieve thee, With urging helpless patience would'st relieve But if thou live to see like right bereft, [me: This fool-begg'd patience in thee will be left. Luciana. Well, I will marry one day, but to try.Here comes your man: now is your husband nigh. Enter Dromio of Ephesus. Say, is your tardy master now at hand? Dromio of Ephesus. His company must do his minions grace, Nay, he is at two hands with me, and that my If voluble and sharp discourse be marr'd, two ears can witness. Adriana. Unkindness blunts it, more than marble hard. Do their gay vestments his affections bait? Say, didst thou speak with him? Know'st That's not my fault; he's master of my state. thou his mind? But say, I pr'ythee, is he coming home? It seems, he hath great care to please his wife. Dromio of Ephesus. Why, mistress, sure my master is horn-mad. Adriana. Horn-mad, thou villain! Dromio of Ephesus I mean not cuckold-mad; But, sure, he is stark mad. When I desir'd him to come home to dinner, He ask'd me for a thousand marks in gold: 'Tis dinner-time, quoth I; my gold, quoth he: Your meat doth burn, quoth I; my gold, quoth he: Will you come, quoth I? my gold, quoth he: Where is the thousand marks I gave thee, villain? The pig, quoth I, is burn'd; my gold, quoth he: My mistress, sir, quoth I; hang up thy mistress; I know not thy mistress: out on thy mistress! What ruins are in me, that can be found Luciana. Self-harming jealousy!-fie! beat it hence. Unfeeling fools can with such wrongs dispense. I know his eye doth homage other where, Or else, what lets it but he would be here? Sister, you know, he promis'd me a chain: I see, the jewel best enamelled Will lose his beauty: yet though gold 'bides still, How many fond fools serve mad jealousy! SCENE II. The same. The gold, I gave to Dromio, is laid up Is |