A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the PulpitThis book is written with no other agenda than to simply entertain the reader. In the truest definition of the word it is not an autobiography; it is a collection of short stories that have happened in the lives of Arnold & Joy Lastinger in over 50 years of ministry. You may laugh; you may cry. But, you will enjoy reading about how the marvelous grace of a loving Lord has carried this couple through 50 years of ministry together. Some of the stories are too fantastic to be believeable. But, every one of them is true. Brace yourself for an enjoyable read! |
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... hand, only to disappear into the darkness! They must have all gotten away because I don't remember that Mom ever spent a night in jail over the incident. MY SEX EDUCATION? I'm sure you have figured out by 1 Chapter One The Growing Up Years.
... hand, only to disappear into the darkness! They must have all gotten away because I don't remember that Mom ever spent a night in jail over the incident. MY SEX EDUCATION? I'm sure you have figured out by 1 Chapter One The Growing Up Years.
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... hand and led me away at lunch time to give me my first lesson. We found an old, oneholer outhouse and had just settled down for my first lesson in human anatomy. Just as things were about to get interesting, we heard the voice of her ...
... hand and led me away at lunch time to give me my first lesson. We found an old, oneholer outhouse and had just settled down for my first lesson in human anatomy. Just as things were about to get interesting, we heard the voice of her ...
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... hand and was beating my mother with it. She was trapped behind the dead-end counter and could not get out. I had already used up my entire vocabulary of curse words, so I ran into the kitchen and got the largest butcher knife I could ...
... hand and was beating my mother with it. She was trapped behind the dead-end counter and could not get out. I had already used up my entire vocabulary of curse words, so I ran into the kitchen and got the largest butcher knife I could ...
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... hand, blocking the only exit from the counter where I was sitting. With a low, growling voice, he said, “I told you that if you ever came back I would cut you to ribbons; now, I'm going to do it!” My only way of escape was to get by him ...
... hand, blocking the only exit from the counter where I was sitting. With a low, growling voice, he said, “I told you that if you ever came back I would cut you to ribbons; now, I'm going to do it!” My only way of escape was to get by him ...
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... hands. He managed to get in one blow before I got to my feet. Making sure that I was safely outside his reach, I paused just long enough to once again exhaust my entire vocabulary of curse words on him before I left, vowing never to ...
... hands. He managed to get in one blow before I got to my feet. Making sure that I was safely outside his reach, I paused just long enough to once again exhaust my entire vocabulary of curse words on him before I left, vowing never to ...
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