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as are used in adminiftring clyfters ; the medical art; yet it is always asa pair of bellows may be employed

vilable to seeke the affinance of some until the others can be procured :--- regular practitioner as soon as posible, Rubbing the belly, chelt, back, and as it is to be presumed that such a arms, with a coarse clot), or dry ralt, one will be more skilful and expert, so as nor to rub off the ikin ; or with and better able to vary the methods of a fiaqnel vipped in brandy, rum, or procedure, ad circumstances may gin: applying spirits of hari Mora,. require. volatile faltf, or any other ftimulatı ing substance, to the nostrils, and rubs bing them upon the temples very From tbe WORLD. frequently : Ticklingene throat with a feather, ro as to excire a propenfio a leather, inuff, or any other fimua part of Harry 4th, where the ha: lani, so as to provoke sneezing. The morous Sir Jono Palftaif, after up. body frould at intervals be Makea braiding the prince with being the allo, and varied in its position. corrupter of his morals, and resolve

IV. If there be any signs of returns ing on amendment, forms a very ing life, such as sighing, gafping, reasonable with “to know where twitchings or any other convulsive commodity of good names muy be motions; beating of the heart, the bought.” It happens indeed, a little return of the natural coleur and vofortunately that he immediately warmth, a spooniol of warm water relapses into his old courses, aod enmay be admio:fred in

order to ters into a scheme for a robbery that learn whether the power of swallow night, which he endeavours to juftiing'be returned ; if it be, a spoonfu! fy by calling it his trade; “ why or two of warm wine, or brandy and Hal (says he) 'tis my vocation water, may be given with advantage;

Hal, 'tis no fin for a man to la. but not before, as the liquor might

bour in his vocation !" otherwise get into the lungs. One or As often as this passage has ocurred other of the above methods should be

to me, I could not help thinking that persevered in, until the patient be re- if we were to look narrowly into the Pored,

conduct of mankind, we should find We have treen as circumftantial as the fit knight's excure to have a more Fotfible in the above directions, that general infuence than is commonly Bione conveniency should be wanting imagined. It should seem as if there the attendants may not be at a loss were certain degrees of dishonefty for others. Where the patient has which were allowable, and that mort lain but a short time renfriers, blow- occupations have an acknowleged lat. ing into the lungs or bowels has been, titude in one or more particolars, in lome cases, found sufficient : yer a wlere men may be rogues with im. fpeady recovery is not to be expected punity, and almost without blame. in general. The above methods are

It will be no difficult talk to illur: therefore to be continued with spirit for iwo hours or upwards, althongh

trate the truth of this observation by there be not the least iymptoms of re

scrutinizing into the conduct or men turninglife. The vulgar notion that

of all ranks, orders and profemops. a perfou will recover in a few minutes,

This tha!: le the subjec or ihe present cr not at all, and the ignorant, foolith

ESSAY, and I Mail begin where it is udculing of those who are willing to

always good manners to begin, with perlevere, as if they were attempting

my beiters and superiors. impoffibilities, have mof certainly, The tyrant who, to gratify his am. caused the death of many who m ght hition, depopulares whole nations and oiter wire have been saved.

ficrifices the lives of millions of his Iroft of the above means are hap. fubjects to his incariable defire of con. pily of such a nature that they may queft, as a glorious prince : defirudi. be bage immediately, and that by on is his trade, and he is only labourperfons who are not acquainted with ing in his vocation.


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Caftoms of the World fatirized. ; 873 The ftatesman who spreads corrup. every sunday and prayers every fion over a country, and enslaves the week day, and who if the ilanders her people to enrich himself, or aggran- best friends does it only to reform dize his mafier, is an able minifter: them, may innocently indulge herself oppression is his calling, and it is no in a little cheating at cards, me has fin in him to labour in bis vocation. made it her vocation.

The patriot who opposes the mea- The tradesman who assures you upIures of the fiatesman ; who rails at on his honeft word that he will deal corruption in the house and bawls till juftly with you,yet sells you his work morning for his poor, bleeding coun. commodities at the highest price and try, may, if admitted to a poft, adope exults at over reaching, is a good man the principles he abhorred, and pur•' and only labouring in his vocation. Jue the measures he condemned, fuch The infidel who, fond of an evil a one is a trader m. power, and only fame, would rob you of a religion Jabouring in his vocation.

that inculcates virtue and insures The condescending patron, who, happinefs as its reward, who laughs fond of followers and dependants, at an hereafter and takes from you deals out his (miles to all about him, the only expectation that can make and buys fattery with promises, who life ea durable, is a dealer in truth and Thakes the needy wit by the hand only labouring in his vocation. and affores him of his protection one The author whoto insure a sale to hour and forgets that he has ever seen his works throws out a flander againft him the next, is a great mail, deceit the good and poisons the young and is his vocation.

virtuous by tales of wantonnels and The man in office, whose perqui. indecency, is a writer of spirit and Gles are wrung from the poor pittan- only labouring in his vocation. ces of the miserable, and who enrichies To take charaders in the gross : himself by pillaging the widow and the gamefter who cheats you at play; the orphan, receives -no more than the man of pleasure who corrupts the the accustomed dues, and is only la. chafiity of your wife, who tricks you bouring in his vocation.

in a horse; the fleward who defrauds The divine who subscribes to arti- you in his accounts; the butler who cles he does not believe, who nezleas iobs you of your wine, the footman pra&ice for his profession, and God who feals your lionen; the housefor his grace, who bribes a miftress, keeper who over-charges you in her or sacri&ces a fifter for preferment, bills; the gardeoer who sends your who preaches faith without works, fruit to market, the groom who and damos all who differ from him, ftarves your horses to put their allowmay be an orthodox divine, and only "ance in his pocket; in short the labouring in his vocation.

whole train of servants who impose The lawyer who makes truth false. upon you in the several articles eshood and falsehood truth, who trusted to their care, are only receiving pleads the cause of the oppressor their lawful perquisites and labouring against the innocent, and brings ruin in their vocations. upon the wretched, is a man of emi. I know but one let of men who nênce in the world and the compani. ought commonly to be excepted in on of honeft men, Lying is his trade this general charge and those are the and he is only labouring in his voca. projectors. Tie schemes of all such tion.

men are usually too romantick to im. The physician who visite you three pose upon the credulity of the world, times a day, in a case which he knows and not being able to plunder their to be incorable, who denies his affift- employers they are labouring in their ance to the poor and writes more for vacations to cheat only themselves. I the apothecary than the patient is an would not be misunderstood upon this honer physician and only labouring occasion as if I meant to advise all in his vocation.

people to be honest, and to do as they The fine lady of fashion who piques would be done by in their several herself upon her virtue, perhaps a lit- vocations, far be it from me to iptend cle too much, who attends the sermon any such thing, I am as well assured

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as they are that it would not aviswer few fighs and groans for the iniquities their purposes. The tyrant 'would of the wicked, loud responses at have no glory without conquests ; his church, and long graces at meals, minifters no followers without bribes; with here and there a godly book ly. the patriot no place without oppofi ing in the window, or in places most tion; the man in office no perquintes in fight will be of fingular utility, and without fraud ; the divine no plu- farther than this, I would by ao gality without time servingi the law. means advise. yer no clients without lying ; the To all those gentlemen and ladies physician no pra&ice without apo. who follow no vocations, and who ibecaries ; the tradesman no coun- have therefore no immediate interest try house without exacting ; the in cheating, I would recommend the fine lady no routs without cheating ; pradice of honefty before the apthe infidel no fame without prose. pearance of it. As fuch perrons Jytes ; and the author no dinner fand in no need of a cloak I Mall without sander and wantonness : say nothing to them of religion only The gamefer would be undone ; che that the reality of it might be useful man of pleasure inactive ; the gen. to them in afflictions, or if ever they tleman-jockey would sell his borse should take it into their heads that at half price ; and the steward, the they must one day die, it might pofli. bútler, the footman, the houtekeeper, bly' alleviate the bitterness of so unthe gardener, the groom and the common a thought. To do as they whole train of servants lose their would be done by, would in all pronecessary perquisites. The old max. bability render them happier ja im that honefty is the best policy has themselves, and lead them to the enbeen long ago exploded, but I am joyment of new pleasures in the bap. frmly of opinion, that the appear. piness of others. ance of it might, if well put on, pro. mote a man's interest, though the reality muf defroy it. I would Some Account of a singulas Therefore recommend it to persons in all vocations (if it be but by way of Species of Monkies, found in trial and for the novelty of the thing) ihe interior Part of Bengal. to put on now and then the appear. ance of a little honesty. Moft men

(See the Plate.) have a natural disike to be cheated

THIS account was received from with their eyes open, and though it is the fashion of the times to wear no municated to the Royal Society, by concealment, yet to deceive behind Henry Baker, Esq; with the drawthe mark of integrity has been deem- ing annexed. There animals, Mr. ed the moft effe&tual method. To de Vesine says, are called Golok, or further this end the appearance of a wild people, and are thought to be Imall portion of religion would not originally a mixture with

the human be amiss, but I would by no means kind, having no tails. They come have this matter over done as it com. out of the forests in the interior part monly is. Going to prayers every of Bengal, from the country called day, or finging pralms on a funday Mevat. They inhabit the woods ; in a room nexi the street, may look a their food is fruit, leaves, bark of Bittle fufpicious, and set the neigh- trees, and milk í hen only when bours upon the watch: nor would I caught. They are very gentle, and advise that a tradesman thould stand extremely modeft. They are of the at the hop door with a prayer book height of a man; their legs and arms in his hand ; or that a lawyer hould are in due proportion to their body, carry the whole duty of man to the which is very genteel. bar and read it in court as often as This Monkey, the Editor thinks, he site down ; there are other me. is the same that M. Buffon has de. &bods that may answer the purpose fcribed under the name of the Gibof cheating much better. A yea and bon, and says, it sometimes walks on nay conversation interrupted with a its hind leer, and sometimes on all


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