IMITATED FROM THE GREEK. And thus his uninvited guest "Tell me, Sir Mouse, to what cause is it, "I owe this unexpected visit?" The Mouse her host obliquely ey'd, And, smiling, pleasantly reply'd, Fear not, Old Square Toes, for your hoard; 'I came to lodge-and not to board! THE CANDID CONFESSION. The fellow cries, Good surgeon, spare your pains, ON BARDELLA, THE MANTUAN THIEF. A Monk, Bardella, to be hang'd, cheer'd up; If you please to accept my place, you may.' THE PEER AND THE PEDLAR. A Member of the modern great The tinker forc'd to trudge it. The other's shoes are paid for. ON A WELSHMAN. A Man of Wales, betwixt St. David's-day and Easter, Ran in his hostess' score, for cheese great store, a tester: His hostess chalks it up behind the door; And says, for cheese, come, sir, discharge this score: THE LOVER'S CONSOLATION. A Mistress I've lost, it is true; But one comfort attends the disaster: That had she my mistress remain'd, THE MONUMENT. POST FUNERA VIRTUS. A Monster in a course of vice grown old, Straight breathes his bust, straight are his virtues shown, Their date commencing with the sculptur'd stone. If on his specious marble we rely, Pity a worth like his should ever die! If credit to his real life we give, Pity a wretch like him should ever live! THE PURCHASED FAIR. A. Swarm of sparks, young, gay, and bold, THE CONTEST SETTLED. A Welshman and an Englishman disputed, Which of their lands maintain'd the greatest state; The Englishman the Welshman quite confuted, The Welshman yet wou'd not his vaunts abate, Ten cooks, quoth he, in Wales, one wedding sees; Ay, quoth the other, each man toasts his cheese. THE ORACLE. A Nymph was deserted, a youth was deceiv'd, DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND. A Yorkshire Man! and Ostler still!- Ah! Sir, quoth John, here 'twill ne'er do: ANCIENT MUSIC. A Virtuoso friend, a man of worth, With much surprise address'd my good Lord North: "I wonder how your Lordship can forbear "The pleasures of our famous club to share, "Who meet the ancient music to restore: "Such harmony you never heard before. "Pray come, my Lord; the effect's beyond belief; "Brownlow attends."- Yes, Sir; but I'm not deaf." Bishop of Winchester, said to be a little deaf. QUIN'S SOLILOQUY, ON SEEING DUKE HUMPHREY AT ST. ALBAN'S. A Plague on Egypt's arts, I say! Embalm the dead! on senseless clay Rich wines and spices waste! Let me embalm this flesh of mine. THE WOLF. A Wolf retiring from Whitehall, His reason gave, among the rest; Perhaps my lord commissioner intends ON THE BUSTS OF ENGLISH WORTHIES, AT STOW. AMONG these chiefs of British race, Who live in breathing stone, Why has not Cobham's bust a place?— AN UNPLEASANT RESURRECTION. A Scolding wife so long a sleep possess'd, WOMEN. A Woman is a book, and often found To prove far better in the sheets, than bound; A SIMILE ON A WHORE. A Whore is like a squirrel, that doth veil WRITTEN ON A GLASS, BY A GENTLEMAN WHO BORROWED THE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD'S DIAMOND PENCIL. ACCEPT a miracle, instead of wit; See two dull lines by Stanhope's peueil writ. |