Sorely she rued their ill-advis'd departure, CUPBOARD LOVE. FRANK carves very ill, yet will palm all the meats; GENEROSITY AND PRUDENCE. You take my note :-quoth he, " Hold there; "No need to waste my paper too!" THE LIBELLER. FRETFUL might well a theme for libel choose, THE EFFEMINATE BEAU. FRIBBLE, while you with pride advance My close-shorn poll and scanty scut Creams, pastes, pomades, and drugs, would poze My sole cosmetic soap, I ween, I ply the pump, and think I'm clean. Your languishing falsetto note Scarce steals in whispers from your throat : ON DR. FRIEND'S LONG-WINDED EPITAPHS. FRIEND! in your epitaphs I'm griev'd, So very much is said: One half will never be believ'd, The other never read. UPON A YOUNG GENTLEMAN REFUSING TO WALK WITH THE AUTHOR IN THE PARK, BECAUSE HE WAS NOT DRESSED WELL. FRIEND Col, and I, both full of whim, To shun each other oft agree; For I'm not beau enough for him, Then let us from each other fly, ADVICE TO A BERKSHIRE PUBLICAN. FRIEND Isaac, 'tis strange, you, that live so near Bray, Should not set up the sign of the vicar; ANSWER. INDEED, master poet, your reason's but poor; To stay, like a booby, and lounge at the door,- PRETTY CHILDREN. FRIEND Thomas, I have seen your spouse, And as for you, the world allows Your face has scarce a human feature. Say then, what method you pursue? Your boys are Loves, your girls are Graces! "If we begot them with our faces." ON A BEE, STIFLED IN HONEY. When all that from her toil she gains, 'Tis thus, wou'd man the truth believe, If we taste wisely, they relieve; But if we plunge too deep, destroy. THE SMILING FAIR. FROM morn till eve, throughout the day, I romp'd with Phyllis-all the while. The next day came-the morning low'r'd, ON AN AMOROUS DOCTOR. FROM Rufa's eye sly Cupid shot his dart, And left it sticking in Sangrado's heart; Nor from that moment has be quiet known, And peaceful sleep has from his eyelids flown; And Opium's force, or what is more, alack! His own Orations cannot bring it back. In short, unless she pities his afflictions, Despair will make him take his own prescriptions. ON THE MISSES ********, THREE BEAUTIFUL HIGHLAND LADIES. FROM Scotish mountains, hid in clouds, What heavenly forms descend! No more, ye maids of English birth, To beauty's crown pretend. Forbear to boast your rosy bloom, A transitory dye: Faint, near these denizens of air, And inmates of the sky. Nor strange, their beauty earlier dawns, And later knows decay; Who, when from Heaven their sisters fell, ON MR. ADDINGTON BEING MADE FROM the calm guidance of the fierce debate, THE MODERN TRAVELLER. FROM the grand tour, through Paris, Florence, The travell'd youth returns accomplish'd home. Can sing, and dance, and dress, and swear, and wench. Accomplishments like his demand esteem; He knows the world,-aye, and the world knows him. ONE MAN'S MEAT ANOTHER'S POISON. FROM the same cause we oft perceive Diff'rent effects arise: Thus Stop by drugs contrives to live, IN CHAUCER'S STYLE. FULL oft doth Mat with Topaz dine, A LASTING SUIT. FULL twenty years, through all the courts, |